Microsoft Crazy facts

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON:.This is something pretty cool and unbelievable..At Microsoft the whole team,couldnt answer why this happened! TRY IT NOW,IT WILL NOT CREATE "CON" FOLDER.

MAGIC #2

For those of you using windows,do the following.

1)Open an empty notepad file.

2)Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes).

3)Save it as whatever you want.

4)Close it,and re-open it. Is it just a really weird bug? Confused?

MAGIC #3
This is something pretty cool and neat..and unbelievable..At Microsoft the whole Team,including Bill Gates,couldnt answer why this happened! It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...Open Microsoft Word and type =rand(200,99) and press ENTER.

Vikramarkudu(ravi teja) as s/w engineer...funny

If Vikramarkudu is a software engineer…. Era programming ku bayapadi office ku rakunda undataniki nenemina allatappa programmer ni anukunnara…Rathode ..Vikram singh Rathode…

Program ante naku bayam kadu ra …program ke nenante bayam…..

Rey prema ga rasukunna na program meeda ottu…..Nenu code chesina ee program execute kakunna,,,,meeru rasina program na prog kante okka kshanam mundu execute inaNa meesam teesi ee software job manesthanu…randra kodukullara?????

prakashRaj(PR):vikramsingh rathode….nalugellalo nalugu company lu… 4 sarlu hike lu…record bagane undi.Rathode software company lo cherinapudu bayam,bakthi undali avi inka neeku alavatu padinatlu ledu.Asalu bayam ante elaga untundo telusa neeku…Early morning 9 gantalaku office ku vasthav..ratri 9 avuthundi,10 avuthundi..11 gantalaku barya nundi phoneVasthundi. Phone lift chesthe enni boothulu vinalsi vasthutundo anna bayam elaga untundo telusa????
Poddunne office ki vachinappudu bugs kuppalu kuppluga vachipadathai..em cheyyaloo artham kadu..appuduPM thitle vinapadathai..appudu bayam ela untundo telusa..Bayam chala viluvinadi..one shoud have healthy respect towards fear.

Rathode: evaru chepparu sir nenu bayapadatam ledani….Ippudu appudu kadu anukshanam bayapaduthu vuntanu…Nalugella kritham company lo join inapudu ,,,e nimisham lo nina bugs remove chesthanani pratigna chesanu sir..Ichina mata ekkada thapputhano ani anukshanam bayapaduthunatanu sir…Program thappu rasinavadiki line line lo bayam kanapaduthundi….Kani na bayam na output meeda untundi sir..
Nadi okate mata sir,Abends na eduruga unnappudu na kallallo beraku undakudadhu, na muthi meeda chirunavvu undali,Na cheyyi na keyboard meeda undali.

To know live traffic in bangalore.....

Hi …below link is useful to B’lore folks.. It updates every 10 seconds.. Check on the left side of the page. Click on the name of the place you want to view. It’s useful. Plan your travel…..
http://www.btis.in/cameras/all.php

Email Etiquettes

Here are some points that will definitely help.

1) The font of mail should be Verdana and font size should be 9.5 or 10.

2) The mail should have a Pyramid Structure i.e. it should contain:

* Situation: What's the current situation is
* Action items: What you expect from the reader of the mail to-do
* Information: The information you want to give to the reader
* Conclusion: Conclude with a Thank You.

3) For writing use only Black or Blue color. For highlighting purpose make the word bold. Avoid using Red color as Red signifies danger, so use it when urgent.

4) For greetings in mail:

* For Americans: use Hi
* For Europeans: use Hello
* For Asians: use Dear

To be more formal we could use Dear Mr. /Ms. followed by Last name or Full name. We should not use Dear Mr. /Ms. followed by First name alone.

5) We should not put '/' in greetings like Hi X/Y. Instead we should say Hi X and Y.

6) We should not use 'Thanks and Regards'. Instead we should say:

Thank you
Regards


7) For requesting something we should not use Can, instead we should use Could.

8) We should not write 'Please find the attached file' because the reader does not have to find or search for the file in the mail it's already there. So instead we should write
'The file has been attached for your reference'.

9) We should not use sentences like 'As per your mail' because 'per' is used only with units like per Kg etc. Instead we should write 'According to your mail'.

10) We should use parallel structure. Parallelism enables readers to read documents more efficiently. For e.g. The analysis will include planning, organizing, dividing and assessment
(Instead assessment we should write Assessing) of turnaround functions.

11) In our mails we often write 'Please revert back'. Instead we should only write 'Please revert'.

12) For the Signature in mail, if we are sending to people in our company only then we should not write our company name in the signature because they already know that we are part of the same company but if we are sending mail to an external party like client etc then we should write our company name in the signature because there we have to brand our company name in front of others.

Anti Terror squad number

In case you come across any suspicious activity, any suspicious movement or have any information to tell to the Anti-Terror Squad, please take a note of the new ALL INDIA TOLL-FREE Terror Help-line "1090". Your city's Police or Anti-Terror squad will take action as quickly as possible. Remember that this single number 1090 is valid all over India This is a toll free number and can be dialed from mobile phones also. Moreover, the identity of the caller will be kept a secret. Let us make each and every citizen of India aware about this facility.

Nice places around bangalore

Hi,

Go through these link u can find out nice places around B'lore.

http://travel.paintedstork.com/blog/2006/09/weekend-getaways-from-bangalore.html

Good news if u forget your E-ticket ID proof

Government of India (Bharat Sarkar)
Ministry of Railways (Rail Mantralya)
Rail Bhawan
*****
No. 2004/TG-I/10/P/E-Ticket ID New Delhi, Dated: 08.10.2008
The Chief Commercial Managers,
All Indian Railways.
The Managing Director,IRCTC,
Bank of Baroda Building, Parliament Street, New Delhi.
MD/CRIS, Chankya Puri, New Delhi.
(Commercial Circular No. 56 of 2008)
Sub: e-tickets – Photo ID.
Ref: - This office letter of even number dated 22.12.2004 (Commercial Circular No.49 of 2004).
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As per the instructions contained in this office letter dated 22-12-2004 referred to above, the passenger booking e-tickets has to specify at the time of booking the type of one of the specified identification card, he/she will be carrying during the journey. In case the passenger forgets to carry that proof, he/she is considered travelling without ticket and penalized accordingly, even if he/she has some other valid proof to establish his/her identity. This has become a cause of complaint and is acting as impediment in the proliferation of e-ticketing.
2. The matter has been reviewed and it has been decided as under:-
(i) The existing provision of specifying the type of proof of identification at the time of booking e-ticket should be dispensed with.

(ii) Since the condition of indicating proof of identity has been dispensed with, the concept of master passenger (whose ID is indicated on the ticket - two permissible at present) will no longer be there. In fact, during the journey even if any one passenger booked on an e-ticket presents any of the five identity cards mentioned below in original, the same may be accepted as proof of identity:-

a) Voter Identity Card.
b) Passport.
c) PAN Card.
d) Driving Licence; and
e) Photo identity cards issued by Central/State Government.
It will be the responsibility of the passenger carrying any one proof of identification mentioned above that the other passengers booked on the e-ticket are bonafide passengers and are not travelling on someone else’s name.
Contd…2
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(iii) If none of the passenger is carrying any one the proof of identity as mentioned in para (ii) above, the passengers will be treated as travelling without ticket and shall be charged accordingly.

(iv) The existing provision of carrying Electronic Reservation Slip(ERS) will continue and if the passenger fails to carry the ERS, a penalty of Rs.50/- will be imposed.

(v) There will be no change in other instructions regarding e-ticketing scheme.

(vi) Necessary Software changes arrangements may be made accordingly by CRIS/IRCTC who will inform the date of effect to this office as well as all zonal Railways.

(vii) Suitable instructions may be issued to all concerned particularly ticket checking staff so that no inconvenience is caused to the bonafide passengers booked on e-ticket.

(viii) Staff involved in harassment of e-ticket users should be dealt with strictly and it may be ensured that there is no complaint on account of ignorance of this provision.

(ix) Wide publicity should be given by IRCTC and zonal railways about this feature for the information of general public.

(x) A review of the changes made will be undertaken after six months taking into account the following factors:-

a) The number of occasions in which the name of the passenger was got changed in tickets booked as e-tickets;

b) Misuse of the changed provisions by unscrupulous element;

c) Any other information received from Zonal Railways or some other sources.
3. Zonal Railways may, therefore, send the month-wise details of incidence mentioned in para 2(x) above during the first four months of making this provision by CRIS/IRCTC, to enable this office to review the modified provisions.
4. This issues with the concurrence of Finance Directorate of Ministry of Railways.
(Dr. Monica Agnihotri)
Director Passenger Marketing,
Railway Board
No. 2004/TG-I/10/P/E-Ticket ID New Delhi, Dated: 08.10.2008
Copy to :
FA&CAO, All Zonal Railways.
Director (Audit), All Zonal Railways.
For Financial Commissioner, Railways
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Copy to :
1. CCM/PMs and CCM/PSs, all zonal railways.
2. EDV (T), EDFC, OSD/TC, V (SS), TG-V branches of Railway Board.
3. Director General, Professor/Training & Professor/Commercial Railway Staff College, Vadodara.
4. The Principals, Zonal Training Centers, Central Railway/Bhusaval, Eastern Railway Dhanbad, Northern Railway, Chandausi, NE Railway, Muzaffarpur, NF Railway, Alipurduar, Southern Railway, Trichy, SE Railway, Sini, Western Railway, Udaipur.
5. General Secretary, national Federation of Indian Railwaymen (NFIR), 3, Chelmsford Road, New Delhi.
6. General Secretary, All India Railwaymen Federation (AIRF), 4, State Entry Road, New Delhi.
7. Secretary General, Federation of Railway Officers Association (FROA), Room No.365-A, Rail Bhawan, New Delhi.
8. Secretary General, Indian Railway Promotee Officers Federation (IRPOF), Room No.268, Rail Bhawan, New Delhi.
9. Secretary General, All India RPF Association, Room No.549, Rail Bhawan, New Delhi.
10. Secretary General, National Federation of Railway Pensioners’ Organisation, 825, Supertech Residency, Sector – 5, Plot No.6 A, Ghaziabad – 201 010.

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